![]() ![]() “I’ve got you right where I want you,” said Payne. I guess that Payne’s evil plan didn’t work on Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock he was now going to try to sabotage the Lex Express! Lex opens the door to the front where that bum driver should be driving but, it is not him driving! It’s sadistic evil-doer Howard Payne (Dennis Hopper) from the 1994 summer blockbuster Speed. ![]() Lex is just kicking back with his special pillows with the American flags on them watching old re-runs of Mash on FX on the bus when Lex heres something its like a voice on the bus! Lex quickly throws down his salami and Swiss cheese on whole wheat sandwich and decides to see who’s on the bus with him besides the driver. It is a normal summer afternoon for Lex Luger he doesn’t have a match this particular day so he is just cruising around in the Lex Express. So let’s get on to the business at hand, and here is the first installment of What Would Lex Do? Now that they have these wristbands every situation they ran into in life they could just look down and think What Would King Do? Jimmy King was obviously there idol and was the fictional WCW champ in the film. If you have not seen this masterpiece of a movie, these two have wristbands that have WWKD inscribed in them. I’m kind of stealing the What Would Lex Do part from the idiot’s Sean and Gordie from the big-time blockbuster movie Ready to Rumble. Everything you read about in these columns is fiction, but if you really thought about Lex in these situations you would probably laugh your ass off. Now Luger will have to overcome many obstacles, and crush many bad guys to ultimately win his challenges. I would just like to welcome all of the fans of the Lex Express to a new edition to our website called What Would Lex Do? In this column every week, we will take Lex Luger every week and stick him in an impossible or potentially dangerous situation. In this weeks throwback thursday post we here at The Lex Express are going to present you with the What Would Lex Do Trillogy. With the 20th anniversary of the Call to Action campaign coming next year, lets all do our part for Lex! Lex Luger for WWE Hall of Fame 2013! Good luck and god speed! While he never did win the championship, he did win bt count-out! And in my book that is as good of a victory as any! That man is the one, the only, "Made in the USA" Lex Luger! While we celebrate on this July 4th and the men and women who have served for our country, never forget 19 years ago the one man who tried his best to stop that evil foreigner Yokozuna by bodyslamming his fat ass. Who the hell is that Gallo Report guy anyway?" It was WrestleCrap that inspired us and we want to bring it back for a new generation of fans! I'm only one man, so I need your help! Hit me up on twitter and lets make it happen! Take some time today to read some of the old stories on the blog here and ask yourself, "Hey, can I do that? I can do better than those bozos. Hopefully we can get some of the old familiar faces to ride the bus once again, but also get some new faces to join us on this magical journey as well. ![]() I hope to one day launch a brand new website with the same attitude that the original site had. People cannot seem to be as joyful and enthuisiastic and they once were about Lex Luger and his "Call To Action Campaign". ![]() Since that time I have tried to recreate the magic that once was The Lex Express website, but failed. It was eleven years ago today that The Lex Express first opened its doors and allowed fans of professional wrestling to hop aboard and join us on a journey around these great United States. ![]()
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